I wanted to tell my boss I am pretty not ok but it had nothing to do with the fact he accidentally ran into me with a pallet jack so I am no less ok than I was before he did that instead I just said yah I’m ok

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

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kashmirandlace:

So you got the looks but have you got the touch

thanks for the reality check shania!

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ArtistShania Twain
TitleThat Don't Impress Me Much

picklepup:

do you ever just

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thelingerieaddict:

So basically, I’m ready to sling some money at this new lingerie line, Nubian Skin. Beautiful nudes for darker-skinned women of all shades? Gimme it.

thelingerieaddict:

So basically, I’m ready to sling some money at this new lingerie line, Nubian Skin. Beautiful nudes for darker-skinned women of all shades? Gimme it.

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crimewave420:

evitron:

best $8 i ever spent

holy fuck

crimewave420:

evitron:

best $8 i ever spent

holy fuck

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autisticadvocacy:

From our Friends at Autism Women’s Network!

Image description: A square shaped meme with blue and green coloring blended together and the following words in white capital letters: “On this Labor Day, we recognize that close to 30% of adults with intellectual or developmental disabilities who are employed are working in sheltered workshops. In sheltered workshops employees:Make less than the federal minimum wage, often less than $1 per hourAre often segregated and isolated from the community Do not have the benefits of workers’ compensationDo not have the privilege of collective bargainingAre exploited and trapped in cycle of poverty. Labor is a disability rights civil issue.”Facebook.com/AutismWomensNetwork

autisticadvocacy:

From our Friends at Autism Women’s Network!

Image description: A square shaped meme with blue and green coloring blended together and the following words in white capital letters: “On this Labor Day, we recognize that close to 30% of adults with intellectual or developmental disabilities who are employed are working in sheltered workshops. 

In sheltered workshops employees:

Make less than the federal minimum wage, often less than $1 per hour
Are often segregated and isolated from the community 
Do not have the benefits of workers’ compensation
Do not have the privilege of collective bargaining
Are exploited and trapped in cycle of poverty. 

Labor is a disability rights civil issue.”

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